It must be summer now!

The lawn crew for UMKC's properties got here at 8:15 am and promptly started mowing grass that hasn't grown yet at the house next door to me. Also, they are using their back mounted leaf blowers to blow crap onto my yard.

Grargh!

This boat is real!!

I'm pretty sure everyone has seen this by now, but it's still awesome.

Well that was different. I'm pretty sure that the cat just managed to yak in midair while jumping off the windowsill. There's nothing like the warm* feeling of cleaning up something that was, until just a minute ago, inside your cat. Delightful!

*Literally. Also, squishy.

Yesterday downtown I saw 4 cops on horses, in a tidy 2 by 2 formation, riding the wrong way down a one way street.

That was my weird of the day. I saw a local TV weatherman at Costco, but that wasn't very exciting because I've previously encountered two other local weathermen.* If anyone was wondering, he was returning 2 boxes of regular Cheerios because his wife said the kids wanted Honey Nut Cheerios.

*I only have CBS left- I don't even know who their weatherman is... oh wait it's Katie Horner.

Road Rage haiku

drifting into lane
creeping closer to my car
pay attention, ass!

run through that red light
you're on a bike, it's all good
laws are not for you

no turn signal, huh
but now you are in my lane
I curse and shake fist