I didn't

Nothing interesting has happened in the last couple of days. Instead of writing about what I did, I'll write about what I didn't do.

I didn't buy a pony.
I didn't eat steak.
I didn't clean the house.
I didn't convert lead to gold.
I didn't shave my head.
I didn't learn how to eat fire.
I didn't order "wings" from Pizza hut at 9:30 at night for no good reason other than I felt like eating something unhealthy.

Shit, wait- I did the last one.