A survey

I swiped this from Sam, and deleted some stupid or boring questions. Not to worry, I left many stupid and boring question for your amusement.

Here there be useless information, yarr!

What is your name? - Margaret

Do you drink? – not very much

Do you cuss? – more than I ought to

Do you use drugs? – only the legal ones

Have you ever or will you ever steal? – Oddly worded question, that. Yes?

Are you dependable and/or trustworthy? – I’d like to think so

Do you play in a band or play an instrument? – nope, not since middle school

Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? –just the usual ears, 5 total

Do you suffer from depression disorder? –not really

If you had a choice about how you wanted to die what would it be? –something fast and painless

What subculture do you belong too? –nerd. :D

Are you evil? –mwah ha ha… well, no

Do you believe that you can be possesed? Um, no

Are you a paranoid person? –not at all actually

Do you ever get jealous of somebody else? –all the time, but it’s only small stuff

Are you obsessive and/or compulsive? –a bit at times

Are you a violent person?—no, I guess not

Do you take your anger out on other people? –I try not to

Do you blame other people for your mistakes? –only it it’s their fault

What is your favorite game? --Cranium

What is your favorite movie? –Garden State, at present

Who is your favorite band? --Hmm, Pink Floyd

What is your favorite song? –at this time, Buy A Dog by Luce

What kind of books and/or magazines do you read? I read fantasy and some science fiction. I read Time, Entertainment Weekly, and Wizard

What is your favorite color? --blue, but lately I’m very into purple

What is your favorite food? –this question is too narrow, it should be broken into categories such as dessert, entrée, etc. I just love food in general, dammit.

What is your favorite drink? –strongbow, mmm…

Do you own a pair of converse? I own 3, I think, but they don’t fit any more. 

Do you own a pair of dickies? –No, but I have 3 dickie’s purses

Would you ever kill yourself or someone else? –There’d have to be a good reason, like if we were going to die of radiation anyway or something like that

Are you a virgin? --nope

Are you kinky? –not really, only mildly at best

Do you like biting? –I like to bite a bit

Do you masturbate? –not much

Do you watch pornography? –not compulsively

Have you ever dyed your hair an unusual color? –not lately. In the past, blue and green

Have you ever shaved your head in a socially unacceptable way? –no way

Are you hyper active person? –no, I’m rather the opposite

Are you religious? –hell no

Do you have any self inflicted scars? –yes, but it was an accident. When they tell you not to cut towards yourself with an x-acto knife, they’re right!

Does pain turn you on? --no

Do you stand for originality and creativity? —usually I sit, but yes

Do you like meeting new people? –sometimes.

What do you like most about life? –food. Er, videogames. Er, Donald. Lots of things.

What do you dislike most about life? --cleaning

Do you believe in love at first fright? –who wrote this stupid question? It thinks it’s clever

Have you ever pierced a body part yourself? –oh no.

Have you ever had to beg for dinner money? --nope

Have you been to jail, yet? – again, no

Are your clothes held together with safety pins? – they are not

Do you have actual scars from punk rock shows? – first, one would have to attend a punk rock show

Do you own more than two pair of jeans? -- Who doesn’t? Jeans are the perfect pants

Have you ever had to fuck stuff up for no good reason? –Does strike count?

Does the world piss you off? –usually, yes.