humor

Yesterday in a shop window I saw a T-shirt that said: "Would somebody please give this guy a blowjob" then there was a picture of Dubya, "so we can impeach him?" Yes yes.

The musical director likes to tell music jokes.

What do you say to a drummer in a 3 piece suit?
Will the defendant please rise?

What's the definition of perfect pitch?
When you chuck a banjo in a dumpster and it lands on an accordian.

Some can be adapted, like so:

What's the differnce between a Packard Bell and an onion?
Nobody cries when you cut up a Packard Bell.

What's the difference between a Colortran and a trampoline?
You usually take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.